Mall people

OK so yeah it sounds like a bad B movie title. But honestly I have no idea how people can exist in that comatose state. I mena how can you be completely unaware of your suroundings that you stop mid stride in the middle of the hallway on a Saturday. Well excuse me I need to get past you, you fuck! I mena get over yourself and scoot your mangy ass over to the side. I have to stop so I don't lose my shoe up your ass and in doing so I get rearended by the yuppy bitch in the peg perego stroller as she talks on her cell phone drinking her Starbucks frappe completely ignoring the kid burried under the mounds of baby Gap blankets. Then what is with the out and out friggin weirdos, no I don't mean teens that have a goth afliction or the permanent bed head that is all the rage or even the teens that are one step away from looking like hookers. I mean the 40 somethign guys wandering around in boots that would make an Eskimo sweat in the arctic. I swera I saw this dude who looked like he was trekking the vast empty tundras of the antarctic. He had on a parka, touque, gloves big honking boots. The only thing he was missing was the flippin ski goggles. Oh and don't forget the gigantic backpack he was carting and the two grocery bags, one in each hand. To top off the whole mental image complete blank stare like the man was devoid of all conciousness. I mean holy crap what a flippin day at the mall...

So as if I didn't get enough of people on Saturday, I head out to the auto show on Sunday. Frig, I love the the show but dang the walking and the people... I am amazed that people take young kids to it. it took me like 7 hours to do the whole thing and there is no way I could do it with my boy in that time. I mean we were booking through some diplays and what have you... Anyway it was crowded but I didin't run into any of the freaks and complete idiots that seem to inhabit the malls.

So in conclusion I doubt that I will ever set foot into a Mall on a Saturday again... Saturdays at malls suck royally...