Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Good Greif

OK so it's winter here, guess what it snows. If you live in Canada you should know how to drive in snowy conditions.

So I expect a little bit of delay coming into work today, what normally takes 25 minutes took me an hour and twenty minutes. WTF? I swear if people don't know how to drive in winter conditions stay home, watch Dr. Phil and eat bon bons until Oprah comes on. Stay the fuck out of my way.

The worst offenders are the woman driving SUV crowd. I got stuck behind one and she had one of those weird ponytail things that make your hair go all spiky in a pinwheel kind of design. I am sure there is a proper name for it but I don't care enough to find out. Anyway she is all decked out in her Abercrombie and Fitch duds (is that fashionable anymore?) and her arty style glasses. Well every time the traffic slowed a little she is looking in her SUV for one thing or another putting on lipstick or rummaging through the bowels of her vehicle. Is it too much to ask that you don't preen yourself whilst driving? I was seriously considering doing a YouTube video of this moron showing all the shit she was doing but by the time I realized I had my camera with me she was off onto the highway to cause havoc where I wasn't going.

So needless to say my drive in was fucking horrible. I hate people that drive like idiots...