Seems like I am king of the fooked up dreams...

OK so another weird dream from the man who has no dreams...

OK so I am some kind of boat maker, like custom crap right. Well OCC, yes Orange Country Choppers gets a hold of me and asks me to collaborate with Pauly to make a amphibious chopper. Like it's just totally unreal right? So anyway they are down at my shop where I make my boats and I have a prominent pro female angler in the shop (no idea who she was I don't even fish myself) so she brings her fishing boat in and it is all hacked up to hell and she says some psycho attacked her with two huge knives by the boat launch. Yeah I know the sensible thing would be to call the police right? It's a dream shaddap. So Pauly and I head out to the boat launch to get the security tapes and we check it and sure enough there is some weirdo sitting at the side of the road by the boat launch with his hands behind his back like he is hiding something. So we go to head up this path through a forest with security tapes in hand, you know cause we wouldn't want to take a freaking car or anything. So the forest is like wicked dark really heavy growth type deal and there is some gate at the top of the hill and it open and we are walking towards it. Well we hear a rustle in the bushes and Pauly pulls out this big assed gun, you now cause he's a crazy American and all. Turns out it is this really cute girl so Pauly starts mackin' on her, I'm all dude we gotta go and shit. Well doesn't he take a freakin knife in the chest from the psycho that was hiding right beside us nearly the whole time. Well cutie freaks out, I never get a real good look at psycho man cause he bolts and I am left with nothing to defend myself except the knife in Pauly's chest which I pull out. Then I calm freaked out chickie down and we are going to continue up the path but now the gate is closed and there is this little kid behind it, so both freaked out chickie and I are yelling at him to open the gate and run to the police station...

I woke up with quite a start to this one... freaked me out a little...