1. People falling, yeah I know it's mean but there is nothing funnier than some one bolting back up on their feet to check and see if anyone saw them tumble ass over teakettle.
2. Baby talk, no not that crap that freakish parents do to their children that make you want to vomit pure bile. The talk that kids who are learning how to speak do, where you can only make out maybe two words if you are lucky. That shit is funny to me
3. My mom, she's got to be one of the funniest ladies on the planet. She's so friggen nosy it just makes me giggle. (I get my people watching skillz from her)
4. The clumsiness of my wife, I mean who rubs their feet with baby oil then runs down a set of stairs?
5. The word moose, this stems from my creative writing class in high school, my teacher found it funny and every time I hear it I hear her laugh and that laugh in itself makes me chuckle.
6. Small penis jokes, I have a small penis so I get the humour in them, they are funny.
7. Older Vonage comercials, there is nothing better than the kid swinging a bat by a sliding glass door and the bat slipping out of his hands.
8. The creativity of some children, I mean cutting all the sulphur tips from matches and filling a baby food jar and lighting them genius pure genius... until dad turns the corner and catches you in his Ford LTD.
9. Anything that begins with "Hold my beer and watch this" You just know that is going to end with a trip to the emergency room.
10 Marketing like this,
I just like how Homer is looking at that poor sap possibly saying "excuse me but would you mind holding my doughnut for me? I see you have the perfect spot for it..."
1 comment:
CLUMSY WOMEN UNITE!!! I knew I liked Dianna!!! I fall over air... I swear.
I love that your Mom cracks you up. While they almost all made me giggle...that one had an "aww" factor to it. :)
Gold baby..... Gold.
~~Jan~~
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